tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75657548804686808702012-02-14T09:10:33.240-06:00The Vajenny MonologuesJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.comBlogger531100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-52268609360642827302012-02-10T09:18:00.001-06:002012-02-10T09:20:25.095-06:00Millionaire Mistake
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I really tried to like Ben, I did. He was nice, he laughed at my jokes Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-21481097247068069222012-01-31T11:12:00.000-06:002012-01-31T11:12:57.907-06:00The Time I Almost Got Arrested for Public Indecency
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Alternate Title #1: Don’t Get Drunk and Make Out in the Street and Not Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-19528315077839373652012-01-08T16:33:00.000-06:002012-01-08T16:33:06.502-06:00One Night Only
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Recipe for a great night:
1 awesome city (San Francisco)
6 gayJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-24712592985518944902011-12-15T15:06:00.000-06:002011-12-15T15:06:48.194-06:00Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs
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Consider this list of the 10 Worst Christmas Songs the early Christmas Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-90663371556243117982011-12-05T09:06:00.003-06:002011-12-05T10:44:11.369-06:00Year in Pictures
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This year was one of the best ones ever. Rather than trying to write Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-87308911225169239582011-11-27T14:10:00.001-06:002011-11-27T14:26:51.101-06:00Journey to Oz, Part Deux
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This is me being super famous in my dressing room.
I was due at Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-17963541901814849292011-11-06T12:15:00.004-06:002011-11-27T14:13:49.618-06:00Journey to Oz
He looks much smaller in person, as you can see.
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Over the next few years,Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-24789012566822825932011-10-17T18:08:00.001-05:002011-11-27T14:14:24.772-06:00My 15 Minutes
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So, you want to be famous? If you’re under 30, I suggest signing up Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-60376521489654127932011-08-14T20:29:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:03:28.896-05:00Giving love (and first dates) a bad name
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I didn’t mean to show up drunk on a first date. I think it qualifies Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-23391777488887218832011-07-24T22:15:00.000-05:002011-07-24T22:15:35.133-05:00Chasing Jeter
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Going to Miami is like going to a hotter, sluttier planet where Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-14982246461520908082011-06-17T09:42:00.000-05:002011-06-17T09:42:03.276-05:00Why I Love My Dad
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In honor of my dad and all of the dads out there, I thought I’d share aJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-69276270801812527692011-05-13T15:40:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:06:29.755-05:00Sex and the Slutty
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It was love at 34th sight. Well to be technical, I guess it was Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-47448981883885789262011-03-30T10:21:00.000-05:002011-03-30T10:21:15.240-05:00The Backwards Break-up
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When you’re in junior high, breaking up with your boyfriend/or Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-6052765006195442132011-02-13T14:02:00.000-06:002011-02-13T14:02:07.616-06:00Strike Out
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I had never bowled angry before.
Bowling doesn’t generally bring out Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-62926709866674073242011-01-17T15:34:00.001-06:002011-09-19T13:11:51.132-05:00Petey and the Creep
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For Ross, it was love at first sight. For me, not so much. We were at aJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-39421354117044053252010-12-29T21:33:00.002-06:002011-08-04T20:46:15.125-05:00The Foo and the Fonz
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When you’re single, a long weekend is like a gift from the heavens. Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-49359354836457955492010-11-15T18:19:00.000-06:002010-11-17T14:50:10.889-06:00How to Get Your Man Back
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So you’ve broken up with your man friend and you regret the decision. Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-59990450944020199652010-10-18T16:02:00.000-05:002010-10-19T21:13:50.513-05:00The Proposal
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Ours was a classic love story.
Boy meets girl (and he talks with her Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-70036669254229619692010-08-17T17:20:00.000-05:002010-08-17T17:20:39.492-05:00Best Laid Plans
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I was set up with Mark by a coworker. He didn’t meet any of my blind Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-7582857748742264322010-07-27T21:14:00.000-05:002010-07-27T21:14:52.450-05:00The Back-Up Plan
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Blind Date Cardinal Rule #1: Always have an escape plan.
It doesn’t Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-9688880948177935442010-07-12T14:53:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:29:24.442-05:00Urine Trouble
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I thought that if anyone was going to pee on me, it would likely be Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-65248582353671502122010-06-17T14:50:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:17:59.321-05:00Boy + Girl
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My first solo date with Boy came a few weeks after our initial meeting.Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-2892008721103547902010-06-02T18:05:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:18:32.082-05:00Crappily Ever After
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When I found out Boy was back on the market, my first order of businessJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-73894342178683100072010-05-17T21:33:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:22:51.939-05:00Jenny and the Technicolor Street Spew, Part 2
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When we finally got up a few hours later, I was feeling pretty good. Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-50065921752748959902010-04-28T21:43:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:24:18.737-05:00Jenny and the Technicolor Street Spew, Part 1
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We were planning a Ladies Night Extravaganza, the likes of which hadn’tJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-27340081176448403692010-04-20T18:33:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:31:14.715-05:00Hawaii Five-Ho, Part 2
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When we last left off, I was getting ready to hit the hot tub in Hawaii Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-23482888355896744822010-04-01T12:31:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:28:30.560-05:00Hawaii Five-Ho
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I began to realize that it had probably been far too long since I had Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-20970157149923249492010-03-18T21:42:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:23:24.851-05:00The Corporate Ladder
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There was a time, not so long ago, that I loved my job and worked reallyJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-64628681484633490872010-03-02T13:07:00.002-06:002011-08-04T13:03:15.809-05:00Hoarders Recap
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Last night I saw the best episode of Hoarders ever. It had all the Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-37124685113337038942010-02-24T22:39:00.001-06:002011-09-19T13:31:24.736-05:00Kickstart My Heart, Part 2
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In Part 1, we took a trip back to the time of tapered jeans and Venezia Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-11144986749914544572010-02-07T15:22:00.002-06:002011-09-19T13:32:40.167-05:00Kickstart My Heart
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The year is 1989. The hairspray is Aqua Net Extra Hold, the pants are Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-82708303406275797062010-01-31T17:45:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:26:25.405-05:00Colt Call
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It had already been a bad week and this day wasn’t starting out any Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-86979553644412328762010-01-24T20:24:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:27:41.770-05:00The Man
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My first job taught me one of the most valuable lessons about the modernJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-47180416733871539212010-01-13T21:18:00.000-06:002010-01-30T15:33:32.602-06:00Crazy Plane, Part 2
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Last we left off, I was trapped in a flying tube with a Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-82132366212212358272010-01-10T20:50:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:28:41.166-05:00Crazy Plane, Part 1
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Once upon a time (2004 ), I wore coordinating gray and dark blue and Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-20929715252865353422009-12-25T14:42:00.000-06:002010-01-30T15:34:14.305-06:00Jenny's Favorite Things 2009
HAWAII. My friend Stacia and I went to Maui in April and in four short days we luau’ed, paddle boarded, made friends, and left with a really good tan and a really great pina colada rum float recipe.
SURFING. This year I learned how to carve out a bitchin’ barrel on my board, thanks to some of the sick surf instructors in Maui (and to the previously mentioned pina colada rum floats). The surf Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-15085652665363716322009-12-09T21:15:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:33:26.779-05:00Mr. Tonight, Part 2
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When last we left our heroine, she was starting to consider a possible Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-43319767725827115762009-12-04T21:14:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:33:59.958-05:00Mr. Tonight, Part 1
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While the most commonly known Minnesota sports include ice fishing, Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-11167116714222735552009-11-29T21:11:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:35:09.379-05:00Elevator Ride to Hell, Part 2
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After working with Tim for the past year, I thought I had a pretty good Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-67546163354666254662009-11-20T09:18:00.000-06:002010-07-26T21:36:03.185-05:00Elevator Ride to Hell, Part 1
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It is midnight on a Tuesday and I am trapped in an uncomfortable sexual Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-44305488840021594272009-10-28T21:00:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:37:22.121-05:00Journey Aboard the Great White Bus
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My friend Sara and I are going to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten toJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-17897200703390163412009-10-21T20:46:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:44:14.788-05:00Double Down, Part 2
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When we left off, the Cresap's were merrily on their way to Vegas when Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-81340173753421856252009-10-09T16:04:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:44:43.380-05:00Double Down, Part 1
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My sister and I somehow weaseled our way onto our parents’ Vegas getawayJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-15825637178199754492009-09-24T14:21:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:45:43.605-05:00BMs, Booze and Bob, Part 2
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Last we left off, our heroine had bore witness to a #2 in her #1 bed... Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-64067086312083602502009-09-18T15:49:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:46:30.106-05:00BMs, Booze and Bob, Part 1
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When you come from a large family, it becomes very possible that Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-9595842150869266352009-08-20T12:36:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:48:09.999-05:00The Company Ink, Part 2
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My friendship with Dave progressed over the course of a year into a pushJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-29378683675823833302009-08-15T17:42:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:48:43.551-05:00The Company Ink, Part 1
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Unlike what the folks at Reese’s would like us to believe, sometimes twoJennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-36447025091033602212009-08-10T20:59:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:52:54.772-05:00The Tex Hex, Part 2
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After our less than sexy first date, I didn't expect to hear from him Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-6822546282213790112009-08-06T15:53:00.000-05:002010-07-26T21:53:45.677-05:00The Tex Hex, Part 1
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While the entire state of Texas will deny that any of this story ever Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-85313402067919059292009-07-20T19:24:00.002-05:002011-08-04T12:59:40.266-05:00The Wonders of We-fest, Part 2
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This week our heroine continues her adventures with the great outdoors Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-86441027580521735862009-07-14T19:43:00.002-05:002011-09-19T13:14:19.333-05:00The Wonders of We-fest, Part 1
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Each year thousands of people gather at We-fest in Detroit Lakes, Minn.Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-60858395804799630802009-07-12T20:42:00.004-05:002011-08-04T13:48:02.121-05:00Concussed in California
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It has been a very difficult year. In June my dad was diagnosed with Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565754880468680870.post-36916116936555852032009-05-17T15:07:00.000-05:002009-07-12T20:38:27.318-05:00BienvenidosMy dad always said that even the sun shines on a dog’s ass once in awhile. I feel that today I am a dog’s ass, and writing is my sunshine. And it feels good. So good in fact that I've started a blog to share my random thoughts and funny stories.Hope you enjoy!Jennifer Cresaphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05220824600519347594noreply@blogger.com1